Friday, September 01, 2006
Doomed Terd
I remember when I was five: there was a Payless my family frequented for nutcrackers and such things- the same payless that I would thieve a hotweels car from three years later. I had waited until poop was peaking out of my sphincter to tell my dad that I needed to go. Walking up the yellowish hallway to the toilets we all know about in Payless, a terd dropped and my dad picked it up with his solitary, calllllused hand and carried it to it's doom.
I can't wait for those moments.
Frances Elliot Chapman: 7lbs. and some change, 20 inches long. Born to squallor August 28th, 2006, 4:43 am.
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GORGEOUS!!!
a beautiful and unique snowflake. well done.
congrats papa pc! she's a darling.
Congratulations! She's darn cute.
Thee single funniest post I've read in years. We miss you guys alot. I'm going to call you prior to the days end.
She is beautiful. Congrats.
welcome, baby frances! we love you!
Glory.
that makes me so very happy! congrats to you, you have a beautiful family. Frances was Esme's name before it was Esme.
Very excited for you, man!! I hope all is well. Beautifulbaby.
Hey Paul, congratulations friend. You're going to be an awesome dad.
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