Friday, September 01, 2006

Doomed Terd


I remember when I was five: there was a Payless my family frequented for nutcrackers and such things- the same payless that I would thieve a hotweels car from three years later. I had waited until poop was peaking out of my sphincter to tell my dad that I needed to go. Walking up the yellowish hallway to the toilets we all know about in Payless, a terd dropped and my dad picked it up with his solitary, calllllused hand and carried it to it's doom.
I can't wait for those moments.
Frances Elliot Chapman: 7lbs. and some change, 20 inches long. Born to squallor August 28th, 2006, 4:43 am.

10 comments:

B. C. Lovato said...

GORGEOUS!!!

gegeukemo said...

a beautiful and unique snowflake. well done.

TW said...

congrats papa pc! she's a darling.

sherry said...

Congratulations! She's darn cute.

1/2.of.matt.&.amber said...

Thee single funniest post I've read in years. We miss you guys alot. I'm going to call you prior to the days end.

She is beautiful. Congrats.

1/2.of.matt.&.amber said...

welcome, baby frances! we love you!

rosie said...

Glory.

Josh said...

that makes me so very happy! congrats to you, you have a beautiful family. Frances was Esme's name before it was Esme.

Keith said...

Very excited for you, man!! I hope all is well. Beautifulbaby.

Pete said...

Hey Paul, congratulations friend. You're going to be an awesome dad.