the science of sixth grade

The education of Avondale Elementary School disctrict just got a little feistier-I am now an emergency certified educator. I've actually been in this class since school kicked off this year, but only as a long-term substitute. Although, an emergency certified teacher is just three steps up the fake teacher ladder from long-term sub.
Sorry for such a lame post, but not much has been going on...other than Frances being freaking cute and shit. there are more pictures at: www.flickr.com/photos/franfranny/.

Doomed Terd

I remember when I was five: there was a Payless my family frequented for nutcrackers and such things- the same payless that I would thieve a hotweels car from three years later. I had waited until poop was peaking out of my sphincter to tell my dad that I needed to go. Walking up the yellowish hallway to the toilets we all know about in Payless, a terd dropped and my dad picked it up with his solitary, calllllused hand and carried it to it's doom.
I can't wait for those moments.
Frances Elliot Chapman: 7lbs. and some change, 20 inches long. Born to squallor August 28th, 2006, 4:43 am.