Evolution of Haiku

In Big Bear

Forecast wind by moving treetops

In Buckeye

Forecast planes by their distant lights

What the Fuck Am I Doing Here?

This is the first somewhat successful product of my Cremina: a heart... pursued by a sperm. Bubbly and shit, but whatever.

Mike Tyson!

“I used to think nobody liked me and nobody wanted to help me,” Tyson said. “No. People were waiting for me to do the right thing. Once you help yourself, people will help you. That’s just how it goes, and I found out late. People are just waiting for you to change so they can participate in cultivating your life. Or, they’re waiting for you to kill yourself and watch you self-destruct.

“And what I finally learned is that people say, ‘So, what are we going to do? I’m not going to help you self-destruct. If you’re self-destructive, I’m going to stay away. But once I see you are trying to cultivate your life and change and throw away those bad habits, I’ll get involved in your life and try to help. Other than that, I’m not involved.’ “

-Mike Tyson